And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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