Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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