u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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