it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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