Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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