He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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