Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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