Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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