Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I think my moral compass just broke
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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