did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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