so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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