So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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