sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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