Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
