you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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