I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
