your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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