North Korea, Best Korea!
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize