In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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