everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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