I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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