I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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