Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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