I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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