i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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