And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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