well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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