I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
