So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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