no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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