Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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