barbara walters just said penis...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
