I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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