please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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