I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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