I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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