Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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