now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
