lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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