i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
There was a lot of him and a little penis
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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