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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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