omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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