You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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