what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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