handjob tips. give me some.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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