Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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