Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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