so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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