She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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