god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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