i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
