the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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