how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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