I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I have aggressive nipples.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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