Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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