We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize