chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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